6 Degrees of Bad Math Jokes | Math Jokes 4 Mathy Folks

6 Degrees of Bad <b>Math Jokes</b> | <b>Math Jokes</b> 4 Mathy Folks

---

6 Degrees of Bad <b>Math Jokes</b> | <b>Math Jokes</b> 4 Mathy Folks Posted: 27 Dec 2013 07:00 PM PST December 27, 2013 at 10:00 pm I once read an article that said, "To a greater or lesser degree, everything tastes like chicken." Well, that's true, but it's also true that everything tastes like broccoli, to a greater or lesser degree. Carrots, to a greater degree; mint chocolate chip ice cream, to a lesser degree. To a greater or lesser degree, some of the following jokes are funny. What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? A scientist dropped a thermometer and a candle from the roof of a building. He observed that both objects reached the ground at the same time. Conclusion: A thermometer falls at the speed of light. A doctor walks into a meeting, and a nurse asks why he has a rectal thermometer behind his ear. "Damn," says the doctor, "some asshole has my pen!" The star college football player was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him for the big game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to an oral exam. "All right," said the professor. "How many degrees are in a circle?" "That depends," said the boy. "How big is the circle?" If you're cold and there's a right triangle nearby, stand in the corner opposite the hypotenuse. It's always 90° over there. The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90°, and try again. Like this: Like Loading... Entry filed under: Uncategorized. Tags: broccoli, chicken, cylinder, degree, doctor, football, phone, thermometer, triangle.

<b><b>Funny Math</b></b> or Statistics <b><b>joke</b></b> - Math2ever - Blogger Posted: 18 Oct 2013 12:00 AM PDT Free Online Games – Internet Fun! Play Addicting Web Flash Games really fun games Looking for really funny stuff? is being updated several times an hour with the most funny stuff on the net! Jump in and enjoy!. Really funny jokes, adult jokes, good jokes, short funny jokes, teacher jokes, very funny jokes, kids jokes, funny pictures. Coolmath was designed for the frustrated, the confused,the bored students of the world who hate math and for math geeks of the world who love all things math.. really fun games to play outside – Dedicated to what really matters in life: b-movies, old toys, Halloween, video games, strange foods, oddities, and more.. Roger dunn golf-Roger Dunn dies at 81; founded Roger Dunn Golf Shops – Los really fun games for iphone Cool Math 4 Kids has cool math lessons, cool math games and fun activities. We have free online flash cards to print out, cool math practice games, online calculators. Funny videos, fail videos, funny pictures, funny galleries, funny links, flash games, jokes, caption contests, photoshop contests. Sheppard Software: Fun free online learning games and Hundreds of fun educational games and activities for kids to play online. Topics include math, geography, animals, and more.. really fun games for girls You can play all Funny Games on this site for free. Registered members can save their favorite games, comment on games, submit high scores etc.. New at disney world really fun games to play – Cool Math – free online cool math lessons, cool

You are subscribed to email updates from math funny jokes - Google Blog Search To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now.	Email delivery powered by Google
Google Inc., 20 West Kinzie, Chicago IL USA 60610